Side one
1. "Teen-Age Wind"
2. "Harder Than Your Husband"
3. "Doreen"
4. "Goblin Girl"
5. "Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear"
Side two
6. "Society Pages"
7. "I'm A Beautiful Guy"
8. "Beauty Knows No Pain"
9. "Charlie's Enormous Mouth"
10. "Any Downers?"
11. "Conehead"
Side three
12. "You Are What You Is"
13. "Mudd Club"
14. "The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing"
15. "Dumb All Over"
Side four
16. "Heavenly Bank Account"
17. "Suicide Chump"
18. "Jumbo Go Away"
19. "If Only She Woulda"
20. "Drafted Again"