1. "The Saga Begins"
2. "My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder"
3. "Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
4. "The Weird Al Show Theme"
5. "Jerry Springer"
6. "Germs"
7. "Polka Power!"
8. "Your Horoscope For Today"
9. "It's All About The Pentiums"
10. "Truck Drivin' Song"
11. "Grapefruit Diet"
12. "Albuquerque"