Same old story, time again
Got so close but then you lost it
Should've listened to your friends
About his girlfriend back in Boston
You sent him pictures and playlists and phone sex
He disappeared from the second that you said
"Let's get coffee, let's meet up"
I'm so sick of online love
And I don't understand
Why can't any man

Hit it like...
Get it hot...
Make a bitch...
It's a fem...
Hit it like...
Get it hot...
Make a bitch...
It's a-
Um, can you play a song with a f**king beat?

Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom (Hit it like)
Get it hot like Papa John (Get it hot)
Make a bitch go on and on (Make a bitch)
It's a femininomenon (It's a fem)
Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom (Hit it like)
Get it hot like Papa John (Get it hot)
Make a bitch go on and on (Make a bitch)
It's a femininomenon (It's a fem)

So let's say it's working out
You pretend to love his mother
Lying to your friends about
How he's such a goddamn good lover
Stuck in the suburbs, you're folding his laundry
Got what you wanted so stop feeling sorry
Crying at the nail salon
I'm so sick of online love
And I don't understand
Why can't any man

Hit it like...
Get it hot...
Make a bitch...
It's a fem...
Hit it like...
Get it hot...
Make a bitch...
It's a-
Dude, can you play a song with a f**king beat?

Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom (Hit it like)
Get it hot like Papa John (Get it hot)
Make a bitch go on and on (Make a bitch)
It's a femininomenon (It's a fem)
Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom (Hit it like)
Get it hot like Papa John (Get it hot)
Make a bitch go on and on (Make a bitch)
It's a femininomenon (It's a fem)

Ladies
You know what I mean
And you know what you need
And so does he
But does it happen? (No!)
But does it happen? (No!)
Well, what we really need is a femininomenon
(A what?)
A femininomenon

Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom (Hit it like)
Get it hot like Papa John (Get it hot)
Make a bitch go on and on (Make a bitch)
It's a femininomenon (It's a fem)
Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom (Hit it like)
Get it hot like Papa John (Get it hot)
Make a bitch go on and on (Make a bitch)
It's a femininomenon (It's a fem)

Did you hear me? Play the f**king beat!

Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom (Hit it like)
Get it hot like Papa John (Get it hot)
Make a bitch go on and on (Make a bitch)
It's a femininomenon (It's a fem)
Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom (Hit it like)
Get it hot like Papa John (Get it hot)
Make a bitch go on and on (Make a bitch)
It's a femininomenon (It's a fem)

Hit it like...
Get it hot...
Make a bitch...
It's a fem... (It's a femininomenon)
Hit it like...
Get it hot...
Make a bitch...
It's a fem, fem, fem, fem