Well I'm an eight ball shooting double fisted drinking son of a gun
I wear My jeans a little tight
Just to watch the little boys come undone
I'm here for the beer and the ball busting band
Gonna get a little crazy just because I can

[Chorus]

You know I'm here for the party
And i ain't leavin til they throw me out
Gonna have a little fun gonna get me some
You know I'm here, I'm here for the party

I may not be a ten but the boys say I clean up good
And if i gave em half a chance for some rowdy romance you know they would
I've been waiting all week just to have a good time
So bring on them cowboys and their pick up lines

[Repeat chorus]

Don't want no purple hooter shooter just some jack on the rocks
Don't mind me if I start that trashy talk

[Repeat chorus twice]