No way, no way, no way, no way
No way, no way, no way, no way

Maybe his phone died on a long drive
Middle of nowhere
Stuck on the side of the road, no service
No way he'd leave me on "Read" for two weeks on purpose

Maybe he's busy picking flowers
'Cause he knows my birthday's next month, how sweet
Or he's taking a shower
Drafting handwritten letters for hours on hours

Surely his silence isn't him letting me go
And I know he can't read his watch
I bet that's why he didn't show, I know

He's a lot bit pretty and a little dumb
He probably couldn't spell "valedictorian"
And I'll admit there's brighter stars in the sky
He speaks before he thinks, like most of the time
But there's got to be a reason why he isn't here
With a girl like me, you don't just disappear
Up and ghost me, he wouldn't do it
No way, no way a boy's that stupid

What's there to not love? I'm the whole package
I'm funny and kind and I sing
Plus, I'm humble and most days attractive
So, no text back must mean something terrible has happened

Surely his silence isn't him letting me go
So, I check the local paper
Making sure his name ain't written in bold, I know

He's a lot bit pretty and a little dumb
He probably couldn't spell "valedictorian"
And I'll admit there's brighter stars in the sky
He speaks before he thinks, like most of the time
But there's got to be a reason why he isn't here
With a girl like me, you don't just disappear
Up and ghost me, he wouldn't do it
No way, no way a boy's that stupid

No way, he wouldn't do it
No way, a boy's that stupid
No way, no way
No way, no way

He's a lot bit pretty and a little dumb
He probably couldn't spell "valedictorian"
And I'll admit there's brighter stars in the sky
He speaks before he thinks, like most of the time
But there's got to be a reason why he isn't here
With a girl like me, you don't just disappear
Up and ghost me, he wouldn't do it
There's no damn way a boy's that stupid

No way, no way, no way, no way
No way, no way, no way, no way