Yeah I'm supposed to mow the grass today
I'm supposed to fix the fence
But with the sun beatin' down on me
It's hard to make it make sense

Half of me wants a cold beer
Yeah, that's the cold hard truth
And with a frigerator stocked full of 'em
Tell me what's a boy to do
I ain't even tryin' to fight, it's already been decided
The sky and the mountains are blue
Half of me wants a cold beer, and the other half does too

Yeah I kinda need to wash my truck
But hell I kinda don't care
And I think ol' Alan Jackson said it best
It's 5 o'clock somewhere

Half of me wants a cold beer
Yeah, that's the cold hard truth
And with a frigerator stocked full of 'em
Tell me what's a boy to do
I ain't even tryin' to fight, it's already been decided
The sky and the mountains are blue
Half of me wants a cold beer, yeah the other half does too

Yeah yeah, half of me wants a cold beer

If I did what I should be doing, buddy, that would really ruin all the fun, yeah
There's a world of bad decisions out there, but this ain't one

'Cause half of me wants a cold, cold beer
Yeah, that's the cold hard truth, yeah it is
And with a frigerator stocked full of 'em
Tell me what's a boy to do
I ain't even tryin' to fight, it's already been decided
The sky and the mountains are blue
Half of me wants a cold beer, and the other half does too

Yeah half of me wants a cold cold beer, the other half wants two

(Woohoo)
(That sounds good, but I can't tell if it's 'cause you're in it or not)